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Who’d be an All Black??


It is every young boy’s dream to be an All Black in this country, and the team over 100 years has become Go-like in stature not just here but in other countries around the world…but is the gloss coming off the national team? Probably not, although the rest of the world are now very aware that they don’t have anything to fear with the black jersey…if the ABs win this weekend they will be lauded as heroes for about 5mins…then the knives will be out once again dissecting every piss poor effort from the team, management, and individuals…and then the assumption will be they will choke in the final as well…

And if they lose to my team, hell will break loose with fire and brimstone, and it won’t be a happy sight. Well, for me it will as again the public turn on the very people they worship. I hope they do beat us, sort of, just so they will shut the fuck up (at least until the next game)…

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We’re Interrupt Your Programme With Important News…


Thank you, thank you, thank you! to Mike and his lovely girlfriend Kelly for getting this important titbit (every pun intended) to me and to Lynx for what should be nominated for an Oscar and a Nobel Peace Prize for what can only be described as art. And now, my dear minions (all eleven of you who bother to read my shit) here is the “How To” module of the year.

For those not well-versed on the rules of rugby; this is important viewing.

For those not well-versed on terminology; this is important viewing.

For those of you who love to perve at hot chicks in skimpy bikinis; this is most important viewing. Read more…

RWC Rules as sanctioned by men the world over…


Now with the first game playing tonight I just had to pass this little gem on from my mate in Auckland (and Blues supporter, go figure) – Mike, I didn’t ask but I hope it’s all OK to re-post this on your behalf for others in the same predicament? Anyways, too late, the paper has gone to press as they say…Tonga by 14…


Extremely  important advice and recommendations to be passed on to wives, girlfriends,  fiancées, mothers, sisters, daughters, etc. (to all women in General)  

These  rules are to be communicated prior to the World Cup in September/October this  year…

DEAR  WOMEN

List of Rules (Read and print them) Read more…

Who you calling a cheat?


 

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For those who haven’t read the article yet, a Pommy reporter has labelled the All_Blacks_’cheats’ in the lead up to the RWC. Now this comes as no surprise as the shit tends to be flung about more often than in a cage of chimps, but as usual it is the response from the Kiwi public that has me laughing so hard that my coffee comes streaming out my nose. And of course, Kiwi’s being thin-skinned as they are, lacking humour (I mean, look at Goff and Harawira), are up in arms about the allegations.In a reaction akin to beaten children in Chinese sweatshops, the NZ rugby ‘fraternity’, and the armchair critics are hitting back with biting rebuttal such as “oh yeah?”, and “bollocks”. And blame of past losses are never far away, are they? Read more…

In the Black…but seeing Red…


 

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What the f–k is everyone’s problem?

Sorry, sorry, sorry, let me rephrase that. What the f–k is every Kiwi’s problem?

There are riots in London (spreading quicker than a dose on a ship), unemployment on the rise (I’m just a statistic now), and the world anxiously awaits the latest credit crisis with the same anticipation as a prostate check.

And yet all they are worried about over here in the unspoiled, clean green nation of small birds and big chips is the price of a jersey. Read more…

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