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Friday Funny…don’t mention the war…or is it Macbeth?

Just for you, Mantis, sunning it up over yonder seas…I fear it may be too early for a beer or many, although it is never too early.

So as you internalise a really complicated situation inside your head, enjoy…


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I’m getting concerned now…


…chick-flicks…check (well, sort of).

…now this.

I watched this after reading an article claiming that Disney’s short film Oscar winner was a rip-off…it is pretty cool…cute, and I’m not just talking about the starring girl.

Already viral, but for those living under a rock…

As a huge fan of Gervais, and the Office (UK) this is a clever little parody embedded within Peter Jackson’s ‘LOTR’…I think it makes the movie better, actually…


…watch the credits for a tribute to the Zucker/Zucker/Abrahams genre.

Hello…? Happy Valentine’s Day

Someone with an apparent skill with splicing and desktop software (and obviously too much time on their hands) has come up with a beaut little clip of screen dialogue and put it to that most tacky of 80s love songs, Lionel Richie’s “Hello”.


Disclaimer; the alfmeister takes no responsibility for the inane humming in your head of this song for the remainder of the day.

The best and worst of fame-seekers…

In an effort to be noticed people will do really f–ked up things, and some of them are just plain cringe-factor or funny as hell.

But this band of nutters from India, “shee-it my nigga!” (done in the voice of Jules Winnfield) they deserve the 15mins of fame. Not entirely for the squeamish though.
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