the alfmeister

a figment of reality's imagination

the alfmeister’s 2012 in review…

When I find myself with nothing to do I will often find myself reading…OK, accessing porn online may not seriously be considered as reading, per say, but there you go…and  suspect that the stats below indicate that there are other people out there who also like ‘reading’, however suspect they have wives who check their browsing history (ask me, I know how to delete this) and the term ‘the alfmeister’ possibly appeared at first glance to lean towards some pretty dodgy German porn…

…either way I thank you for wasting your time reading my inane dribble over the past year, although I would have liked more input on some of my more serious topics rather than you fat bastards checking on my dietary inclinations…

…is there something I should be writing about?

Porn, maybe? I can see it now; “18 Shades of a Colour Not Quite Resembling a Pale Shade of Iridescent Blue”…

Here’s an excerpt:

600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 10,000 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 17 years to get that many views.

Click here to see the complete report.


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2 thoughts on “the alfmeister’s 2012 in review…

  1. Anonymous on said:

    I watched Ted the movie last night. I’m sure you’re familiar with it. I see your namesake got a mention and something to do with anti-semitism. ?(Where am I going with this…. ?) Anyway. A bad but hilarious movie.

  2. Namesake??? I am ‘THE” Alfmeister, thank you very much…

    …delusional? Who, moi?

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