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Because I’m an Athiest…


THE MISSING ROOSTER

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock & ten hens he kept in the hen-house behind the church.

One saturday night the cock went missing………….now the priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning. During mass he asked the congregation,

” Has anybody got a cock?”…….. All the men stood up.

“No! no!,”  he said  “that wasn’t what I meant.”

“Has anybody seen a cock “………All the women stood up.

“No! no!,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant.”

“Has anybody seen a cock that doesn’t  belong to them”……. Half the women  stood up

“No! no!,” he said, “that wasn’t what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock”

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests, and a goat  stood up.

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One thought on “Because I’m an Athiest…

  1. Lucretia on said:

    ROTFCTFU!!!! YOU ARE WILD

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