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In an email this morning…


MJ does his bit for racial harmony

My Dear Mr Howell

It has come to my attention that my dearest “Nest of Vipers” has been spreading unfounded and damaging rumours about my taste in music.

I would like to go on the record now, and in front of my peers and by the good grace of God (which is a big call considering my
atheist/agnostic beliefs, and the fact that I tend to search out virgins and chooks for sacrifice by night while listening to Judas Priest within the confines of my dungeon while wearing my gimp-suit) that I have never considered myself to be a fan, or idolise the man (formerly known as) Michael Jackson, aka Whack Jacko, aka The Plastic Fantastic, aka The Babysitter You Don’t Want.

While I appreciate the fellow’s contributions to music, mostly in a ‘bubblegum’ sense, and as I have blogged about his impact on popular culture via his Moonwalk, the musician, not the man, has indelibly impressed me with some of his songs: these include, but are not limited to, Beat It, Thriller, Dirty Diana. If there are any others that come to mind I will make a concerted effort to make them know to you.

But as you can start to sense, from MJ’s extensive music catalogue I have merely pointed but three as having any form of impact on me emotionally. Percentage wise this surely must reinforce the fact that 3 from hundreds does not a fan make. Using the same formula, I really only like three of U2’s songs, and actually would go so far to say I even prefer MJ over them.

Real class...Orianthi and Jacko rip up the stage - shame, would have been great to watch!

One aspect of the man who scared a thousand kids was his fantastic ability to draw attention away from his crapness by surrounding
himself with talent; Steve Stevens on “Dirty Diana”, Eddie van Halen on “Beat It”, Norm Peterson (from Cheers) on “Black & White”, the sexy Iman (and mildly funny Eddie Murphy on “Remember The Time” etc etc et al. And I will admit I have hired the movie “This Is It” for this weekend, partly at my wife’s insistence (but as this shows, she has never been a good judge of men) but for me it is to see Orianthi, the fantastic young guitarist (who is also kinda sexy too) from Aussie who MJ asked to play on the tour.

So there you have my case in the defence. I trust, as a man, you will understand the devious and underhanded tactics of the female
persuasion (fairer sex, my ar-e!) to discredit me.

Take care, go forth and prosper. Oooh, oh! Shamon!


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