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Friday Funny…


You know Chris, I’m beginning to think you have nothing better to do than send me jokes!

The Candy With The Little Hole

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The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:-
Red…………………Cherry
Yellow…………….Lemon
Green……………….Lime
Orange …………..Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ‘I will give you all a clue. It’s what your mother may sometimes call your father.’

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled,

 ‘Oh my God! They’re arse-holes!’

The teacher had to leave the room!

 

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One thought on “Friday Funny…

  1. Anonymous on said:

    Only the best ones!!!!

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