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Oh Christ, not again?! This is really becoming too easy to take the piss out of. Mid-life crisis? Heck, I’m still struggling with puberty in my 30s without having another problem. You know what? I won’t even let mid-life crisis get me…my answer to it? Find a blonde with big tits, buy a girly car like a Porsche, BMW, or MX5 (convertible of course, down while it is raining!), put on 20 kilos, and drink heavily…there, problem solved!

Get rid of those ‘midlife crisis’ feelings and grasp life by the horns again

Where’s my life going? There’s still so much I haven’t done! Life is passing me by! I’m not as young as I used to be. I’m not going to be around forever. What’s the point?

Does any of that sound familiar?

These sentiments often plague us as we enter middle age. They are so common they’ve been given their own name: Midlife Crisis.

During a midlife crisis, people often yearn to feel young again instead of ‘middle aged’, ‘stuck’ or ‘in a rut’. We live in age-obsessed times and ‘the cult of youth’ has never been so strong. People often feel that they haven’t lived up to their own expectations. Or they may be conscious of social pressure which tells them that ‘by now I should be married… be rich… have a house… have travelled the world…’ and so on.

Overcome Midlife Crisis addresses the anxiety or feelings of rising panic associated with these sort of thoughts.

A midlife crisis is really a signal that something needs changing in your life or your perspective. Dissatisfaction can be the first step to positive change and life enhancement. Boredom, disillusionment and an awareness that we all have limited time available are powerful motivators to seize the moment and begin living life more productively and satisfyingly.

Overcome Midlife Crisis deals with these issues and gets you feeling more relaxed, optimistic and energetic about the future.

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