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You Know You’re From CHCH…

I got these from Katie back at the start of March, but wasn’t sure if it was too early to make jokes, but of course we have a sense of humour (we laugh at Aucklanders like the rest of the country); and on Thursday I called into a customer and needed to use his toilet, but of course he is in the area where no suck luxury exists..and with my obsession of avoiding public toilets…it reminded me of these jokes sent to me –

You Know You’re From CHCH When;

  • you sleep in one suburb, shower in another, collect water from another, go toilet where you can, and still smile and greet people like you are on big family…awwwwww
  • You know the location of the best toilets in town…
  • You refer to deodorant as “shower in a can”…

More to come…


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